as much as i want to waste time registering, i'll stick with sharing my "cowardly" opinion

this is a list of chipotle menu items from dwlz.com
not only is chipotle's food DISGUSTING, with the massive "burritos" mesmerizing the public into thinking it's god's gift to earth, it is terrible for you. before you even put the burrito together, the tortilla is enough for a small meal

13" Flour Tortillas [1 ea] (330 cal/8 g fat/5 g fiber/55 g carbs)
6" Flour Tortillas [3 ea] (300 cal/7.5 g fat/6 g fiber/48 g carbs)
Crispy Taco Shells [4 ea] (240 cal/9 g fat/2 g fiber/34 g carbs)
Rice [5 oz] (240 cal/7 g fat/0 g fiber/40 g carbs)
Black Beans [4 oz] (130 cal/1 g fat/0 g fiber/22 g carbs)
Pinto Beans [4 oz] (138 cal/1 g fat/0 g fiber/23 g carbs)
Fajita Vegetables [3 oz] (100 cal/8 g fat/1 g fiber/6 g carbs)
Barbacoa [5 oz] (285 cal/16 g fat/0 g fiber/1 g carbs)
Carnitas [4 oz] (227 cal/12 g fat/0 g fiber/0 g carbs)
Chicken [4 oz] (219 cal/11 g fat/0 g fiber/0 g carbs)
Steak [4 oz] (230 cal/12 g fat/0 g fiber/2 g carbs)
Tomato Salsa [4 oz] (25 cal/0 g fat/1 g fiber/6 g carbs)
Corn Salsa [4 oz] (100 cal/1 g fat/3 g fiber/22 g carbs)
Red Tomatillo [2 oz] (28 cal/1 g fat/0 g fiber/4 g carbs)
Green Tomatillo [2 oz] (15 cal/0 g fat/0 g fiber/3 g carbs)
Cheese [1 oz] (110 cal/9 g fat/0 g fiber/0 g carbs)
Sour Cream [2 oz] (120 cal/10 g fat/0 g fiber/2 g carbs)
Guacamole [4 oz] (170 cal/15 g fat/5 g fiber/8 g carbs)
Lettuce [1 oz] (5 cal/0 g fat/0 g fiber/0 g carbs)
Chips [4 oz] (490 cal/19 g fat/5 g fiber/71 g carbs)
Vinaigrette [2 oz] (282 cal/26 g fat/0 g fiber/11 g carbs)

whip this out any time you want to make a chipotle-loving friend feel like a fatass

my friend gave me her average meal of a burrito with the works and chips, and it came out to roughly 1700 CALORIES!!

CHIPOTLE SUCKS!!