| too much and not enough | |
| Greedy A-Holes | 93.3% |
| just quit working for them. | 98.2% |
| NO QUESO DIP? | 71.4% |
| First time was the last time | 72.7% |
| Fired before Stock Options | 60% |
| They broke my tooth. | 70% |
| What are you talking about, Chipotle is the best restaurant ever! pwn. | 84% |
| recent review | 40% |
| What is to like about crappy burritos | 63.3% |
| I'd Rather Eat Arby's Out of an Old Man's Butthole | 74.5% |
| no fresh salsa bar | 60% |
| burrito sour cream should be firm, not runny | 62.7% |
| mascot is a condom look alike | 60% |
| employment with integrity | 72% |
| the music is too loud | 73.3% |
