I'd Rather Eat Arby's Out of an Old Man's Butthole

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I was driving by Chipolte today and the image of their beans came to my mind. Have you ever had a really shitty song stuck in your head? Well, maybe it goes away and the thought strikes you "What was that crappy song?" And then you're like "Oh no, that's just gonna bring it back." Then you can't help it and all of a sudden I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston is stuck in your head. Well, it's like that and now I know the bean image will be revisiting me further. So, what I decided to do is to block that image with something a little more appetizing: getting a chili, bacon, ham and cheese sandwich and smothering it with tar tar sauce and then inserting it into a homeless man's butt. I would then get a spoon - where you see where this is going. It'd be like cutting the memory of Titanic with....say Apollo 13.
Man, the other thing I was thinking is that wouldn't it be cool if I was Noah and God said, the Earth is good, but we must get rid of the crappiness - yea, you choose one thing and I'll choose one thing and we'll flood them. I would go with Chipolte and God would go with organized religion.
The result: Taco Time.
I'm not kidding - me and God would do this.

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